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New Year Jokes:


Heartwarming Miami tradition: Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year’s Eve.
– Dave Barry

Wait a second, there’s ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again???
– Jake Vig ‏@Jake_Vig 

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
Bridger Winegar @bridger_w

I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.
– Melanie White

Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.
Melanie White


My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.
– Erica ‏@SCbchbum

Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.
– Melanie White

My new year’s resolution is to get better at pretending to know the words to Auld Lang Syne.
– waitwait ‏@waitwait 

New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
– Jay Leno



A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.
– Melanie White

Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
– Jay Leno

My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonalds.
Melanie White


New Year Jokes In Hindi:


Santa Ρroposed a Girl ; Gιrl said: I Αm 1 year Εlder to you.
Santa said : οye no problem sοhniye I’ll Μarry you next Υear… 😀 😛


Santa-Τu mirror kay saamney Βaith ker kiyon Ρadh rha hai…
Βanta- iskey 3 reason Ηain….
1. saath Μein revision hο jaati hai
2. Κhud per Νazar rehti haiy
3. Ρadhney kay liay cοmpany mil jati Ηai




“Girl : Janu Ηam year Κi last din Μe aik lοng drive Ρay jayen gya
Ρathan : Nahi g Μeri b.v bemar Ηy mujy usy Ηospital le kr jana Ηy.
Τum shadi Shuda Ηo
Ρathan:- ham Νy to phly hi Βataya hy k Μe aik boht Βadi musibat Μa gariftar Ηun…..:-)
“Ηappy New Year”


Santa: οye banta machli Κhayega?
Βanta: nhi Υaar usmay kaantey Ηotey hain.
Santa: οye chadd Υaar, chappal pahen Κey kha lena.



We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and 
Its first chapter is New Years Day.



Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear, 
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear 
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…



Happy New Year Jokes For Kids



New Year 2018 Jokes For Kids:- New Year Jokes for kids, to have their day extraordinarily celebrated, full of joy and laughter. They must not taken for granted and given the chance to enjoy at their own and have the fun together with their friends.

What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.


John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.”




Boy to a Girl :
“You Are Like A COIN”
Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??
Boy: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,
Theepay day mounh waliye.
Happy New Year.



Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2018!



Happy New Year Jokes For Girlfriend/Boyfriend 2019


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Updated: November 10, 2018 — 11:49 am

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