New Funny New Year WhatsApp Status
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year,
I gave up thinking. —- You know it’s time
for a New Year’s resolution to lose weight.
I think I need a date…only for New Years… 😛 😛 😛
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people
who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
Before my mobile network gets jammed
let me wish you a very happy new year.
I’m hiring a boyfriend/ girlfriend for New Year’s Eve…
I’m single ready to mingle.
A weasel comes to say “Happy New Year” to the chickens
New Year’s Resolution: Do less laundry and use more deodorant
Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2019 Please…